Take heart my good people, The Slug Riders are coming Slowly, astride their slithering steeds Red pointy hats, white beards in a row, They are coming, glazed and fine. Trouble comes quickly, unexpected woe. But balm will come quietly, colorfully, slowly Inexorable, by threes or by sevens. Unstoppable Slug Riders, Gnomes for a Cause, they come, Day or night, rain or shine, They come. Good, Bad, and Ugly they come. Take heart people, The Slug Riders are coming!